Patch File for DeHackEd v3.0

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Doom version = 21
Patch format = 6


Thing 20 (Spiderdemon)
Hit points = 50000
Mass = 6000
Bits = 262150

Thing 22 (Cyberdemon)
Hit points = 30000

Thing 36 (BFG Shot)
Missile damage = 300

Ammo 0 (Bullets)
Max ammo = 499

Ammo 1 (Shells)
Max ammo = 499

Ammo 2 (Cells)
Max ammo = 499

Ammo 3 (Rockets)
Max ammo = 499

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Once you beat the big badasses and
clean out the moon base you're supposed
to win, aren't you? Aren't you? Where's
your fat reward and ticket home? What
the hell is this? It's not supposed to
end this way!

It stinks like rotten meat, but looks
like the lost Deimos base.  Looks like
you're stuck on The Shores of Hell.
The only way out is through.

To continue the DOOM experience, play
The Shores of Hell and its amazing
sequel, Inferno!
Hey Man, U think you're cool
now, Huh? But guess wut! U Suk!
U aint even seen the half of it!
Mr. Smiley Heads got 2 mo' mishunz
2 go, Dork. Well, anywayz, we wood
like 2 thank U 4 playin DOOM3.
Wei Wu, Mike Tam, Anthony Ong, &
I[Calvin Wong] have put in over 6
months of wurk on this SH_T. We R
Impact Software, Flying Bear Software,
& SparrowBird Studios. Now, Here'z a
foto of Mr SM, Me, & Mike on
vacation at Las Vegas...[look familiar?]..

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You've done it! The hideous cyber-
demon lord that ruled the lost Deimos
moon base has been slain and you
are triumphant! But ... where are
you? You clamber to the edge of the
moon and look down to see the awful
truth.

Deimos floats above Hell itself!
You've never heard of anyone escaping
from Hell, but you'll make the bastards
sorry they ever heard of you! Quickly,
you rappel down to  the surface of
Hell.

Now, it's on to the final chapter of
DOOM! -- Inferno.Hey, Good! Ya' still suck though.
Beat SAFARI and you rock ass! We'd
like to take a moment to immortalize
some of our friends because they kept
asking 4 the release date of DOOM3 &
we kept delaying it. We feel they R
worthy to be recognized 4 their
patience.
     R FRENZ:
Mike Ngai, Edwin Lee, Victor Gonzales
Sinoeun Choup, James Ly, Josh Wheeler
Jonathan Chang, and all of Michaels
Frenz. OK now, Herez ending number 2
4 U 2 C. Afterwards, play mission 3.
Hav Fun!

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The loathsome spiderdemon that
masterminded the invasion of the moon
bases and caused so much death has had
its ass kicked for all time.

A hidden doorway opens and you enter.
You've proven too tough for Hell to
contain, and now Hell at last plays
fair -- for you emerge from the door
to see the green fields of Earth!
Home at last.

You wonder what's been happening on
Earth while you were battling evil
unleashed. It's good that no Hell-
spawn could have come through that
door with you ...U R awesome! Game Over, Man! Yup,
that's it! Now Smiley lives happily
ever after...NOT! Doom is not over 
yet(is it ever?)! DOOM4: THE FINAL
CHAPTER will be released by Impact in
October! Hope ya had fun, and spread
this game around 2 all your friends
cuz we don't give a SH_T about the
damn cash! If you'd like to join
our YUNG HAKERZ TEEM, give comments,
or thank us 4 being born, call us
at either (818)284-5897 or
(213)728-7993(not on weekdayz).
 WE ROK!(but kant spell :)
               

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                         The Ultimate DOOM Startup v%i.%i                                      DOOM3: Mr. Smiley Heads Safari v%i.%i                             

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                         DOOM 2: Hell on Earth v%i.%i                                         DOOM3: Mr. Smiley Heads Safari v%i.%i            

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ATTENTION:  This version of DOOM has been modified.  If you would like to
get a copy of the original game, call 1-800-IDGAMES or see the readme file.
        You will not receive technical support for modified games.
                      press enter to continue
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This Game is based on the ass Kicken engine ID software made. We totally 
made it super Ass Kicken. You'll not get tech support 4 DOOM3. Have Fun!
                             PRESS ENTER....
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                               *IMPACT*
                             

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             This version is NOT SHAREWARE, do not distribute!
         Please report software piracy to the SPA: 1-800-388-PIR8
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                This Game Rules! Give it ta all yo' frenz
                  and enemies! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!             
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Picked up the MegaArmor!Ya got Some R-mer, man!!

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Picked up a health bonus.Ya got a Coca-Cola!!!!!!

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Picked up an armor bonus.Ya got a Dodgers cap!!!!

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Picked up a blue keycard.Got a Blue Key. Yes! Yes!

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Picked up a yellow keycard.Got a yellow key. Yeah!!

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Picked up a red keycard.Got the red key. HA! HA!

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Picked up a blue skull key.Got the blue Happy Key!!

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Picked up a yellow skull key.Got the yellow Happy key!!   

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Picked up a red skull key.Got the red Happy key!! 

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Picked up a stimpack.Got a Coffee cup.   

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Invulnerability!U is A GOD NOW!    

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Berserk!BaseballBat

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Computer Area MapTresure map of area

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Light Amplification VisorSee-It-All glasses!     

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Picked up a clip.Got an ammo clip.

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Picked up a box of bullets.Got a box of happy bullets!

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Picked up a rocket.Got a Chicken!  

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Picked up a box of rockets.Got a box of Chickenz!!!

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Picked up an energy cell.Got Happy thingee.......

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Picked up an energy cell pack.Got Super Happy Thingee..... 

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Picked up a backpack full of ammo!Got a Goodie-Pack of ammunition!!!!

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You got the BFG9000!  Oh, yes.Got GFB (Good Fether Bird)!!

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You got the chaingun!Got the MP69!       

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A chainsaw!  Find some meat!Got the Smiley tooth brush!!

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You got the rocket launcher!Got Chicken Master 2000!    

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You got the plasma gun!Got Aim-And-Flame!  

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Degreelessness Mode OnHappiness mode ON!!!

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Degreelessness Mode OffHappiness mode OFF :(

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No Clipping Mode ONGhostly mode ON!

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No Clipping Mode OFFGhostly mode OFF :( 

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Power-up ToggledGot Pumped-Up!!!

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... doesn't suck - GMTooth brush, AWAAAAY!

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E1M1: HangarE1M1:Calvin ROX

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E1M2: Nuclear PlantE1M2:Aagh!!!!!!!!

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E1M3: Toxin RefineryE1M3:IMPACT FOREVER.

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E1M4: Command ControlE1M4:FLYING BEAR LAND!

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E1M5: Phobos LabE1M5:SPARROWBIRD

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E1M6: Central ProcessingE1M6:DOOM RULES!!!!!!!!!

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E1M7: Computer StationE1M7:TONER IS A BONER

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E1M8: Phobos AnomalyE1M8:HA! HA!           

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E1M9: Military BaseE1M9:CONGRATS, MAN!

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E2M1: Deimos AnomalyE2M1:ANTHONY + NGA...

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E2M2: Containment AreaE2M2:DIARHEA...........

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E2M3: RefineryE2M3:STARWARS

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E2M4: Deimos LabE2M4: SPOOON.......

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E2M5: Command CenterE2M5: O.J. IS GIULTY!

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E2M6: Halls of the DamnedE2M6:KONCKIN ON HELLS DOOR.

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E2M7: Spawning VatsE2M7:THIS SUX.....

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E2M8: Tower of BabelE2M8:SHOOT MEEEEEEEE...

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E2M9: Fortress of MysteryE2M9:THIS IS HOW WE DO IT..

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E3M1: Hell KeepE3M1:SAFARI    

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E3M2: Slough of DespairE3M2:DETH RO...........

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E3M3: PandemoniumE3M3:GAME OVER  

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E3M4: House of PainE3M4:HOUSE OF BUGIN

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E3M5: Unholy CathedralE3M5:E3M5:E3M5:).......

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E3M6: Mt. ErebusE3M6:PUBERTY    

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E3M7: LimboE3M7:LOVE  

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E3M8: DisE3M8:HUH   

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E3M9: WarrensE3M9:SH_____T
