                            DOOM Mac Barrels v1.0
                                     By
                                 Atul Varma
                            atulv@bronze.coil.com


        The wound from that demon scrape is killing you!! You  try
        to look around at the scenery to divert your attention for 
        a bit. All around you is barren wasteland. There is  some-
        thing that catches your attention, however. To your  right
        is an  old Macintosh Classic,  the  UAC's  general-purpose
        torture device  which also, ironically, doubles as  a poor
        excuse  for an abacus... er, computer. It was  invented in
        the late twentieth century, but the Apple corporation that
        made it apparently couldn't stand up to the competition of
        the other superpowerful PC companies, so their  technology
        never progressed. AAACH! Suddenly, an Imp comes out of the
        shadows, roaring its  Satanic battle-cry  as  it sees you.
        Thinking quickly, you let out a blast from  your  shotgun,
        but because of your terrible aim, the shell  hits  the old
        Mac. The  thing rattles, the screen cracks, and  the  damn
        thing EXPLODES into a  ball of  red fire  with  a  distant
        system  beep  in  the background, killing  the  Imp!! Holy
        shit! Maybe these things CAN be useful...!

        This is what you've all been waiting for!!!! The ULTIMATE little toy
to show to your pathetic Mac-worshipping friends!! Especially when you're
showing the PC's superiority by playing DOOM!!

        So, just type MACINST and you're on your way!!!
        To reverse the process and get your wonderful, hand-crafted barrels
made by those sweet artists at Id back, just type BARINST.

        *WARNING* If you run MACINST consecutively two times or more, the
program will backup the Mac barrels and you won't be able to get your old
regular DOOM barrels back!! So BE CAREFUL!!

---TECHIE INFORMATION--------------------------------------------------------
        
        This is now the REAL and FINAL version 1.0... There aren't going to
be any more changes in it.
        Also, I've only tested this out on the SHAREWARE version 1.2... It
*SHOULD* work on the registered version, theoretically. Damn, I've really
gotta get myself a lousy $40 someday... Actually, maybe $80 or 90... ID
truly deserves the $$$!!!!

---ADDITIONAL CREDITS--------------------------------------------------------

        Many thanks to Bill Neisius for making DMGRAPH and DMAUD!!
        BILLIONS of thanks to Id for making such a great game!!
        GOOGOLS of thanks to IBM and Intel for making their technology
        so superior to Macs!!

---LEGAL INFORMATION---------------------------------------------------------
   (just in case)

   Yup... Apple corporation is a registered trademark of Apple Computer, Co.
          (it shouldn't be, tho!!) :)
   And    Macintosh is a registered trademark of Apple Computer Co.
          (but it never should've been...) :)
   And    DOOM is a registered and proud trademark of Id software, inc.
          AND IT RULES!!!!!!!
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