                           
                           HEXEN - THE BAR
                           
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Title                   : The Bar (for Hexen)   
                          
Filename                : HXTHEBAR.WAD
Author                  : Shaun Clayton (aka DOCTOR)
Description             : You're tired after a hard day's adventuring, 
                          so you decided to pop into a bar to have 
                          a nice sloshing.  
                          Suddenly, an Ettin from a table across from
                          you perks his drunken head up from his mead 
                          and says "Gruffnlggg."
                              You take it as a drunken slobber, but 
                          across the bar the Ettin is overheard by a 
                          Wendigo who is deeply offended, because, in 
                          his language, "Gruffnlggg" means "I spit on
                          your tax returns and call your mother `just
                          another vehicle for butter.'"
                              Instantly, the Wendigo throws a beer mug
                          across the pub. It misses it's intended 
                          target and instead hits an Afrit who is 
                          deeply offended because, in his culture, 
                          hitting someone with a beer mug means "will 
                          you marry me."  
                               The Afrit, inscenced, shoots a trail of 
                          fire at the Wendigo as a stern sign that he is
                          not ready for marriage but, "would like to
                          still be friends."  
                               Unfortunately, the trail of fire misses  
                          the Wendigo, and instead hits a Slaughter in
                          the face, who, in his reasoning, takes a trail 
                          of fire in the face as a sign to start killing  
                          things.
                               Instantly, chaos ensues.  And you thought
                          you were going to have a nice rest...

Additional Credits to   : All the people at RAVEN and ID for making
                          this cool game.  Keep up the good work!
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* Play Information *

Level #                 : 1
Single Player           : Yes (If you wan't to have a test of SURVIVAL: 
                          you, tons o'monsters, and no exit!! MUHAHAHAA!!)
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes (But where's the fun in that?)
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : YES (Why do you think I built this level??)
Difficulty Settings     : Yes   
New Sounds              : No
New Graphics            : Yes, one.
New Music               : No
Demos Replaced          : None
PolyObjects             : Er, no, I haven't quite figured those out yet.
New Scripts             : Ditto

* Construction *

Construction Time       : About two weeks.
Base                    : Brand spanking, whiter-than-white, cleaner than dirt
                          better than new, level!
Editor(s) used          : HCK 3.0Beta, Wintex
Known Bugs              : Well...there are a lot of sprites on this level, 
                          and things can get really slow at the beginning. 
                          If this bugs you, you can turn the difficuty down
                          (Which reduces the number of creatures), or play
                          on a computer which is really fast, OR just kill 
                          all the buggers and things will speed up...


* Copyright / Permissions *

Yes, you may use this WAD as a base for your own WADs, archetectural design,
modern art, electrical schematics, magical runes, role-playing maps, spackle,
french toast, nail filings, electric lemons, phasers, banana peels and spam
PROVIDED you give me credit! 

You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with
no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file 
intact.

* Where to get this WAD *

Well, if you're reading this, obviously you already have this WAD, so you 
know where to get it!!!  However, if you would like know where to get other 
WADs of this type, try ftp.cdrom.com.  It's got a whole lot of Doom, Hexen, 
Heretic, Doom ][ stuff. (Shameless plug.)

* Send any comments, compliments, criticism, complaints, khaki, king, kettle
  Kuwait, Keeble Bollege Oxfords to:  
  
  SClayton@East.Pima.Edu

  "Sometimes I go off into my own little world....but that's okay, 
   they know me there."   
                                --- Joel Hodgson
 


