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Title                   : Security to the Bidet!   

Filename                : SCUMTREK.WAD

Author                  : Arthur Young

Email Address           : arthur.young@stonebow.otago.ac.nz

Misc. Author Info       : Talks to the President lots - and gets

                          replies. He's 5"7', dark hair, male,

                          eyes are limpid pools of mud, spends

                          altogether too much time playing

                          around with other people's computers.



Description             : SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is

                          nowhere to be seen, the security team

                          was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi

                          has a headache. Just why the Enterprise

                          is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,

                          no-one knows. They should be aliens

                          with latex on their foreheads and noses,

                          but alas, we make do.

                          

                          You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your

                          mother was on planet leave when _strange_

                          things started to happen. Data got a life,

                          Lwaxana became a nun, the security team

                          came back from planetside intact, Worf

                          came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_

                          scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back

                          from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the

                          little things that give it away. It's

                          gonna be a tough day.



                          Set phasers to rotisserie and report to

                          transporter room three on the double. You

                          must join your mum before _you_ get toasted

                          and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.



                          Just look out for Q in a very special guest

                          appearance in engineering!



Additional Credits to   : Neil for his computer and the rest of his

                          flat for inspiration and the location for

                          playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules

                          available, just email to

                          neil.gardner@stonebow.otago.ac.nz)



                          Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton

                          (Billy the Kid to his friends) for his

                          personalised letter. Just send mail to

                          President@whitehouse.gov telling him you're

                          a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right

                          if you want any small South American

                          countries invaded.



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* Play Information *



Episode and Level #     : E2M1 (Watch for Planetside and Bird of Prey

                                and the Liberator!!!)

Single Player           : Yes

Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes

Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes (tested with 4 players!)

Difficulty Settings     : Not implemented - (why bother?)

New Sounds              : No (send me a SB and I'll make some)

New Graphics            : No

New Music               : No

Demos Replaced          : None



* Construction *



Base                    : New level from scratch

Build Time              : 12 hours...

Editor(s) used          : DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x

Known Bugs              : cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs

                          rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George,

                          Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders,

                          bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc...





* Copyright / Permissions *



Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional

levels. (But send me a copy) 



You may do whatever you want with this file.



* Where to get this WAD *



FTP sites:



BBS numbers: None - get onto Internet :-)

